Let no one EVER think this is a good idea for a cake for me.
This is the meanest thing I have ever seen.
Hey, I like watermelon, A LOT, but if anyone disguises it as a cake, I will murder whomever did so.
THIS IS NOT OK.
There’s no way icing would stick to a slippery watermelon for very long…and there would be so much juice puddled at the bottom. Weird.
I didn’t do my weekly posts about season 5 of Drag Race because the queens were boring. But season 6!! Oh yes gawd. Just gonna put both premiers together, ranking them how I like ‘em.
I love this bearded lady! Avant garde drag with a huge sense of humor. I love her double-layer gender bender with this look. I’ll have another glass. One of the cutest ladyboys out of drag we’ve seen, yeah?
BIANCA DEL RIO
Obviously New York’s drag queen of mean has a great sense of humor. Her sewing skills are impressive, and she won the challenge for a fairly safe silhouette in a fantastic print. It was perfectly done. I love that she’s all about that clown makeup. Can’t wait to see who she plays on Snatch Game and lord have mercy when the library opens.
Has there ever been a queen as fish as Courtney? Carmen on her best drag comes to mind. But what’s really special about Courtney’s drag is how complete the illusion is. We know she’s wearing a lot of makeup, but she sure doesn’t look like it. She’s got a very natural look to her. I love over the top, camp drag, but something that’s as perffectly executed as Courtney’s drag deserves acclaim.
Ben de la Creme
Ben de la Creme had maybe the best outfit over both premier episodes. It looked like some Galliano runway up in this bitch. And I’m digging the Michelle Visage lookalike mug. I just wanna see what else this terminally delightful queen has for us or if she’s one who peaks too soon.
Trinity K Bonet
How awesome was her runway look? Loved it with or without the satellite dish pizza box. She loses points immediately for saying the K is for Kardashian. Also she said she’s the closest thing to Beyonce, but came into the workroom looking like Alexis Mateo. I mean…? Give us more of this scifi princess look, boo.
I love anyone who shows up looking like this. I’m so into the club kid thing. I just want to see her nail a challenge. And also—ORNACIA. Ornacia is everything. I dropped her down some because that runway look was rough. But that walk! That’s one walk you better not sissy!
I didn’t expect to like April that much, but hey, I did. She’s smart and funny and Adam Lambert totally wants to kai kai. Unlike Magnolia, April took a bad box and worked with it. I want to see some more feminine hair from her in the coming weeks, though. No more boy hair! Give us wigs or sashay away.
I really liked Adore, but this outfit was the worst out of both episodes. Well, definitely close to it. I lover her candy-colored wigs, and she’s got personality the house down. I’m into the glamour-trash look, but let’s just hope she can have some better execution.
From the neck up, her runway look this week was perfect. Can we just not talk about the rest of it? I really like her. Just do better in the coming weeks and you’ll go far.
I dunno, I kinda like her look. It’s super draggy. But I’m not usually a fan of pretty girls because they don’t bring too much to the table. Let’s see what you’ve got.
I never saw a queen love a drink that much since Jessica Wild. Lasagna Estranja is Alyssa Edwards’ drag daughter and it shows, but in the worst kind of way. She tried desperately—OH YES GAWD—to be Alyssa when she needs to branch out and become her own queen. Lots of talent here, but that personality was really annoying.
Yeah, Gia’s a fish queen, but the thing about Gia vs. like Courtney is that with Courtney the illusion is complete, but with Gia you can see the illusion. Also the hula hoop with a pocket is, um, something. She’s way too into herself. I dunno…Absolutely? Why do all the Chicago queens have to be annoying? #PhiPhiOHara
I knew Kelly wouldn’t last. Just bad makeup. I didn’t think the dress looked like bacon, though.
One word: Swordfish. (Thanks, Bianca!). Um, yeah. The nose is funny, but the attitude was horrible. We’ll always remember that nose contour!
I’d be okay if this season ended with a tie
JENNIFER LOOK WHAT MILK IS WEARING
WILLS SMITH’S FACE LET YOU KNOW 12 YEARS A SLAVE WON BEFORE HE EVEN SAID IT